The Progression of Work-Related Insanity

Phase 1

You are listening to Stevie Wonder.
(Your first day at work and all is fine and great)

Phase 2

You are listening to HOUSE music.
(After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you coming or going anymore)

Phase 3

You are listening to Metal.
(This is what you feel like at month end)

Phase 4

You are listening to Hip Hop.
(You become bloated due to stress, feel sluggish and suffer from constipation)

Phase 5

You are listening to GANGSTA RAP.
(After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a ‘good hair day’ feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.

And Finally

Phase 6

You are listening to Techno (on Ecstasy)
The truth – (how all employees end up eventually…. ha ha ha)